New Years Eve 2018 was a bummer.  A few of our best friends actually came even though we let the dogs out and turned off all of the lights.  Sorry.

Figuring out when “advance” is can be tricky near the international date line

 

 

This creepy guy showed up and flashed just about everyone

 

Fortunately the absinthe fairy saved the day

Well sorta.  There were some killings.  Accidental, of course.  And the killer was really sorry before he even showed up at the party.

 

 

The Seelbach (a drink that we are really sorry about)

 

We’re sorry if you caught any communicable diseases. Really.  The hooker said she was clean.

 

Look who’s pregnant now (and who has whose nuts in a very small jar)

 

Someone is looking crazed well after midnight when the absinthe was flowing.  

 

And someone else is looking wasted

Cheers!

 

Braxton Hicks is a bitch

 

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL.  WE’RE SORRY.  IN ADVANCE.